Corporate bullshit is the icing on the cake, proof that not even the business world takes the business world seriously. People get annoyed about it but don’t do anything about it, they give its use in meetings the dignity of a response rather than someone saying “what the fuck are you talking about?!” Even Googling “how to deal with corporate bullshit” renders no exact matches and very related matches.
Quickly cloudify equity invested collaboration and idea-sharing
Means: “Use Google docs”
Efficiently build empowered networks
Means: “Make a company” or “use the internet” or “sell things”